I had a momentary lapse from my Cinco de Mayo posting schedule because I took a cupcake order on a slightly short turn-around... I ended up making Red Velvet/Cheesecake Marbled Cupcakes with Cream Cheese Frosting and Orange Zest; Cherry Coke Float Cupcakes with Whipped Cream and Maraschino Cherries, and Brown Butter Cupcakes with a Girl Scout Samoa Coconut Topping. The party is being held at what I think is one of those indoor trampoline places... I'm not sure how it can go wrong with a bunch of really rich cupcakes, trampolines, 30-year olds acting like kids, and a can of Reddi-Whip for the Coke Floats. I should hide a video camera in the cupcake courier thing. I have a feeling this is going to be hilarious.
Here's what I ended up with:
Pretty huh? Don't worry, I am signed up for cupcake piping lessons with a professional cake decorator. In my defense, those are the red velvet cake and cheesecake marbled ones so the surface is not even. But they taste DELICIOUS, so I'm not concerned. Furthermore, I really don't think anyone cares.
Anyway... Since I didn't want you all to feel I had deserted you, I've complied everything you could possibly need for your Cinco de Mayo celebration tomorrow... Just click on the handy links...
Salad and Dressing
Seven Layer Dip
Mayan Fudge Cupcakes
You know what else is good for Cinco de Mayo? Micheladas. Where I'm from, they call a Bud Light ((or whatever)) mixed with tomato juice a Red Beer. This is a slightly spicier version.
Fill your mug/glass/swimming pool halfway with a cold, light beer. Fill the glass the rest of the way with Clamato. Add a squeeze of lime, a dash of tabasco or other hot sauce, a dash of soy sauce, and a couple of shakes of salt.
*I make them half beer/half juice. I googled around ((that's a verb)) to see if that was "right" and most are saying like 1/4 beer, 3/4 tomato juice. EFF THAT. That's ridiculous. Do it my way. Bunch of lightweights. ((Mutter mutter.))
All right. I'm apparently having a garage sale tomorrow so I should probably do something about that...