Today, I am playing catch-up on about a million different projects and opted for a quick lunch. It's Tuesday, which means we are still pretty much behaving on our diets, so this is a good option: Tuna Salad-Salad.
One package of tuna ((I buy the Albacore Starkist kind which is packed in water. It costs a little more than the other stuff, but it is much better and doesn't look like cat food. The stuff that is packed in oil is just gross and you should stop doing that.))
1 tablespoon fat-free mayo
1 tablespoon pickle relish
1/2 tablespoon dried minced onion
1/4 teaspoon celery seed
1/3 of a tomato
1 tablespoon of balsamic dressing ((I like Paul Newman's because I like Paul Newman.))
1 tablespoon or so of Parmesan cheese
What to do:
In a small bowl, mix together the tuna, mayo, relish, onion, and celery seed. Crack a little black pepper on top and squeeze the lemon over it. ((If I had regular celery, I would have chopped some up and put it in there but alas, no. Life is hard sometimes. If you were my mother, you would also add those shoestring potato fries. I'm not against it, I just don't dare buy them or I will end up with my face stuck in the bottom of the can.)) Set the bowl aside for the moment.
Chop up the romaine and tomato, throw it on a plate, and then add the dressing. Scoop your tuna salad on top, sprinkle on some Parmesan, and there you have it... Tuna Salad-Salad.
Yes, that was incredibly simple and probably totally useless knowledge. However, I have committed to posting here every day and goddammit when I commit to something, I do it overzealously and with an unreasonable level of attachment.
I am back to a million other things, but yesterday as I was running around working on the details of the dinner with less than an hour to spare, I posted on FB, "If I'm making chicken parm on spaghetti with garlic bread, what's for dessert?!" Here is the best answer which we MUST try: